prayerbucket:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(via comrade-kirby-deactivated202009)

You ever get the feeling during a hookup

That a dude wants you to suck his dick, but like it’s just hints?? And like I’m sorry. Unless I’m in love with you, you’re gonna have to explicitly ask/tell me to. Like please be explicit because otherwise stuff like that goes over my head. Don’t be afraid. To ask me. To suck your dick. There’s a 90% chance I’ll do it.

toast-gh0st:

he strikes when you’re at your weakest 

(via mercury-and-mars)

xeptum:

thesoftestcloud:

my only goal in life is to be as cute as this leaf

this is definitely the cutest leaf I’ve ever seen !!

(via everybidenjusthavegoodtime)

lady-raziel:

“thanks! wanna buy some 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜?”

(via markiplier)

Is it weird that I find this sexy or is that the point

Is it weird that I find this sexy or is that the point

(via hellish-daddy)